Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I just want nice things and good sex
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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