You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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