Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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