some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
