Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I wear drunk well.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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