as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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