Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
What drink are we having for lunch?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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