is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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