i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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