Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Randomize
