tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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