So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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