Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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