I can tuck mytits in my pants
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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