U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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