I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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