Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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