She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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