Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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