This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Life is so much better after having sex.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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