just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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