I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
