I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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