i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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