Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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