Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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