If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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