Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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