Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
