May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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