i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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