If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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