She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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