She's JV to your varsity
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
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