I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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