and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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