HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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