so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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