I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
