as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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