It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My bed smells like the plague
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