I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I have post one night stand depression
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