He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Randomize
