I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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