Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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