still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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