Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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