reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
sarcasm needs its own font
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Randomize
