? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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