when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
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