As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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