My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
last night I used snow as a chaser
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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