I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
