your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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