What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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