Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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