why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
you made out with another girl for some wings
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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