I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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